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Patsy is such an angry name. You will never find a more random story than this one. Made up by a group of young people high on nothing but air. But while the writer was on a writing spree, she included real life events as well as the made up ones. So when you start to get confused, remember, you should be. In the event that you do not get confused by it all, see a doctor immediately.
Characters~
Person with tutu is Ealin
Fish is Herbies with herpies
Punk blob is @#%$
Man woman is Joanie Hulk~ Joanie strong, don't like when Joanie get mad, Joanie smash! Rawr!
Stick figure is John Wing
Monkey is Batman
Turtle is Robin
Puff that magic dragon is attacking Pats face!
So one day Ealin was walking down pillow lane and he said, "You know what @#%$?" so @#%$ responded, "What Ealin?" And Ealin tells him, "You know, I have a lot of french toast sticks shoved up my butt." so @#%$ went, "That's whack."
Meanwhile John Wing was crying and tried to stab himself with his sword but he kept missing because he was a stick figure and couldn't get the sword to hit.
Batman and Robin were out and wanted to fight super evil villin people, but they couldn't find any so they fought the evil ribon of death. When they defeated the ribon Robin rode on Batmans back in search of new adventure, but they didn't get very far.
At the castle a man jumped out and said, "I am Van Rathbart with super kilt actin!" Van went into the forest and saw John Wing crying so he asked, "Why are you crying little boy?" and John Wing answered, "Because I am a stick figure!" so Van told him, "I can make you happy with my super kilt action!"
Ealin wanted to have a tea party. Puff the magic dragon showed up and said, "Sometimes when I'm dreaming I think I'm being controlled by a man named Patsy." the others told him. "Ignore it, we have those dreams too." That was when Jake showed up and started to eat Ealin.
Herpies fish went over to Van trap and they had sex education lessons on STDs.
Jack walked over and started to lick John's head
"Jo Manly is the best man woman name ever."
Pat falls out of his chair for laughing too hard.
Hulk Joanie ran in and said, "Rawr! Joanie hungry!" and she ate John Wing.
Batman and Robin couldn't get anywhere so they captured the Black Ribbon of death and everyone died!
Herpies drowned
Pat did #3 in the bathroom.
Van Rathbart yelled, "All thse people are weirdo freaks!" he got pissed off at Joanie Hulk for eating John wing so he tried to beat up Joanie Hulk but he got his butt kicked.
*distant screaming of cat*
"Which collum is bigger? Collum A is 3 and collum B is 2."
"Collum C!"
"No the answer is collum D."
"Stick is to wood as dirt is to food."
*laughing Tiffy laughter*
"Lets go to Ealin's house!"
"We're T-ping your house Dennis, either shut up or help!" he tries to open the door to yell at us and we hit him in the head with a roll.
*marching band rambles*
Kitty decsends from the table jumps up on the piano bench, surveying the room as if he owns it. He allows Pat to give him a quick pet on the back thinking, "Yes, I know I'm beautiful." the kitty looks around, searching for prey.
"Complaining is fun for everyone, especially the people who are people complained about!"
There! On the keyboard! Jumping up, kitty stalks across the keys. It was gone again. He jumps back down to the floor and returns to the jungle. After a quick rest he retreats out of sight to hunt another day.
"Band is like the ultimate pass."
"Nasty chocolate heart things were the least popular. These are discusting, oo I thnk I'll have a few more."
"Tiffany's taking up all the room!" *Selma puts her feets on Tiffs.* *Tiff moaning*
*Pat throws orange peal at her*
*Tiff throws at Ben*
*Ben throws at Ash*
*Ash throws at Joanie*
*Joanie throws at Jake*
*Jake plays fetch*
*Tiff kicks Pat and sicks Jake on him*
T: "Have a nice day! See you in someday~"
B: "I should write about, Oh I am slain!"
"Pat get your head shaved! Get a mowhawk!"
Split end nastyness.
P: "His name is Mike something. He's really scary. Always looks like he's going to kill someone."
Jenny wants to share Pats love with Collin.
P: "Guys don't have that low of self esteem where they have to say hi everytime you see them."
B:"Hi Pat."
P: "Thanks I feel so much better now."
J: "No, it doesn't work that wat, you have to actually run into them!"
*Ben runs into Pat* "Hi Pat!"
Selma's carpet story~
Let's draw in the carpet! Here's the house and here's Bob. One day Bob saw something interesting...
No I won't make it that bad. Maybe a threesome...It would have been more interesting if that person had been upside down. Opp foursome.
So Bob saw them and he was like AAAAAAA
Then Fernando came along and was like, I love you Bob
And Bob was lke AAAAAAA
Then Fernando jumped at Bob and Bob was like AAAAAA
So Bob ran over here.
Then Sally showed up. And she was weird from watching the weird people so she was like wooooo and Bob was like Noooooo
And Sall was like, do you want to join the interesting people?
And Bob was like Noooooo
Then Sally jumped at Bob and he was like Noooooo And Bob ran over to the feild.
There he saw a sheep and he said ooooooo and the sheep said Baaaaa and Bob said ooooooo and he jumped at the sheep.
Then it turned out Fernando was the sheep.
That's the twist of the story.
IM Conversation with Adam~
Mortonflies: poop
Mortonflies: but it's not crap
AdJa54: i wonder what brilliant mind said that?
Mortonflies: me
AdJa54: liar!
AdJa54: did u finish the movie?
Mortonflies: this is paty6+54564564
Mortonflies: scooby dooby doo
Mortonflies: lemon zester of death
Mortonflies: you suck at rank
AdJa54: lol
Mortonflies: card club is going to the rennasaince festival
Mortonflies: renaihjtfbgfr3ebhj,khh,kth,kbvgf
Mortonflies: polly voo franzy?
Mortonflies: we go renn. fest on sunmday
Mortonflies: dimanche
AdJa54: i workie
Mortonflies: no you don't
Mortonflies: when?
Mortonflies: so are Pat and Ashley but we're going anyway
Mortonflies: you poopie
AdJa54: till 8
Mortonflies: I challenge you to a duel
Mortonflies: *slap*
AdJa54: sorry, i dont believe in gophers
Mortonflies: speak mortal
Mortonflies: oh you will
Mortonflies: when they're gnawing off your earlobes
Mortonflies: and urinating in all your orrifices
AdJa54: yummy
AdJa54: is card club there?
Mortonflies: mo
Mortonflies: yes, its pat and ben talking at you by the way, cept for the lemon zester
AdJa54: did u guys watch that movie?
Mortonflies: what movie
AdJa54: ....
Mortonflies: apparently it's really long
Mortonflies: renaissance
AdJa54: its long, but funny
Mortonflies: that's how you really spell renaissance, byt
Mortonflies: he way
Mortonflies: r u come?
AdJa54: i work
AdJa54: ie
Mortonflies: whenn wurk u
Mortonflies: rite now?
Mortonflies: helo?
AdJa54: what?
AdJa54: huh?
Mortonflies: can we call you?
Mortonflies: can we call you . . . eduardo?
AdJa54: only at nights
Mortonflies: which one?
Mortonflies: can we call you rite now?
AdJa54: why?
Mortonflies: we'll call you eduardo if you want
Mortonflies: I dunno,, I was told to ask that
AdJa54: whos typing?!
Mortonflies: do you prefer umberto?
how should i know?
Mortonflies: how do i know that you're adam?
Mortonflies: could be andrew . . .
AdJa54: could be snifler
Mortonflies: who's snifler?
Mortonflies: u mean stifler? or his mom?
Mortonflies: are you trying to say that it's your mom typing?
AdJa54: yesaa
Mortonflies: hi adam's mom
Mortonflies: do u got it goin' on?
AdJa54: more than that stacys
Mortonflies: no. not nearly.
Mortonflies: the trumpets really suk
Mortonflies: colin talks about nintendo
Mortonflies: capt.'s practice is kind of a joke
Mortonflies: maybe i wasn't there yet
AdJa54: thats why i left
Mortonflies: im just writing what people say
AdJa54: whos typing?
Mortonflies: the one
AdJa54: tell me or i warn!
Mortonflies: you wouldn't dare!
Mortonflies: renaissance
Mortonflies: ben
Mortonflies: I am . . . Renaissance Ben!
AdJa54: renaisance ben?
Mortonflies: Fear me!
AdJa54: i fear u like a sack of potatoes
Mortonflies: so, that means a lot, right?
Mortonflies: can you boil them, mash them, and SHUT THE FUCK UP!
AdJa54: no, u can stick them in a stew though
Mortonflies: the book is called Birthday for Frances, but it's actually Gloria's birthday
Mortonflies: what the hell is up with that?
Mortonflies: Tiff is reading a book where the babies smoke whole pax of ciagrettes at the same time
AdJa54: shes talented
Mortonflies: yes
Mortonflies: tiff is moaning
Mortonflies: pat and joanie are going
Mortonflies: they are going to do icky icky things
AdJa54: preverts!
Mortonflies: indeed
Mortonflies: no one knows what perversions go on in the front seat of pats car
Mortonflies: it would be the back seat, but its too small
Mortonflies: itchy head
Mortonflies: card club is everyone time, not Pat & Joanie time
Mortonflies: dont u agree?
Mortonflies: is this painful?
AdJa54: lol yes i do
Mortonflies: good
Mortonflies: you can join the cluib
AdJa54: well they are dating
Mortonflies: of people who disapprove of Poanie's touching each other in public
AdJa54: better they do that stuff alone then in front of u guys
Mortonflies: Are they? are they really?
Mortonflies: yes. alone.
Mortonflies: so alone.
Mortonflies: so very, very alone.
AdJa54: u made me scared
Mortonflies: MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Mortonflies: FEAR ME!
Mortonflies: I got 319.9 on the penguin game! woot!
AdJa54: yea but u cheated
Mortonflies: how2?
AdJa54: i dont know, u tell me
Mortonflies: bribe the penguin
Mortonflies: quiet. I'm Emigranteing
Mortonflies: would u like to buy a bottle of Essenc of Poanie for $39.99?
AdJa54: wish I knew what that was
Mortonflies: u don't want to know
Mortonflies: where is the bicycle song?
AdJa54: watch the movio
Mortonflies: make me
Mortonflies: buy the bottle!
Mortonflies: My jimmy is standing at attention waiting your orders!
AdJa54 is idle at 10:35:19 PM.
AdJa54 is no longer idle at 10:51:55 PM.
Mortonflies: it is time to unite under the revolution of the pants!!
Mortonflies: I'll lower the price to $29.99. Are u interested?
Mortonflies: I got 5734 on the immigration game! I am 1337! (this is Ben) (Ash got the good penguion scoer)
Mortonflies: speak, mortal!
AdJa54: never!
AdJa54: ...
AdJa54: shit!
Mortonflies: it works!
Mortonflies: Pat was right!
Mortonflies: how about $19.99? I'll throw in a free flamingo. It breathes fire.
AdJa54: sure
AdJa54: as long as it breathes fire balls
Mortonflies: nope. just regular fire
Mortonflies: balls cost extra
Mortonflies: how about . . . you get the balls for 10 extra bucks, plus I throw in fifty free foam Spiderman hands? It's a thirty dollar value.
AdJa54: what can i do with fifty foam spiderman hands?
AdJa54: Id like to see a demonstration too
Mortonflies: of what? the hands?
Mortonflies: or the balls?
Mortonflies: Pat says you can boil em, mash em, or stick em in a stew
Mortonflies: I don't know if he means the hands or the balls
AdJa54: When I was young, so much younger today
AdJa54: I never needed, never needed help in anyway
Mortonflies: what song is this?
AdJa54: name the song and you get money
AdJa54: help me get my feet back on the ground
AdJa54: wont u PLEAASE HELP ME
Mortonflies: okay, I'll call it . . . "Playing Cards With Jesus"
AdJa54: its a classic
AdJa54: no
AdJa54: You failed!
AdJa54: Help me if you can Im feeling down
Mortonflies: how about, "Track 1?"
AdJa54: and I do apprecitate you being around
AdJa54: help me get my feet back up on the ground
Mortonflies: yellow submarine?
AdJa54: ooooh close
Mortonflies: green submarine?
AdJa54: "Help" me if you can, Im feeling down
Mortonflies: it's Help. by the Beatles
AdJa54: Wont you please "help" me
AdJa54: there you go
AdJa54: geez
AdJa54: k new one
Mortonflies: I still think Playing Cards With Jesus is a better name